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Sugar
03:28
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When I was little I was lonely
I asked a dog and I got nothing
Then I grew up, I left my home and
My mum replaced me with a greyhound…
Named Sugar.
No, you're not gonna win,
Not gonna win,
not gonna win my Sugar
Now I grew up and I'm still lonely
I came back home, I found that dog in
He stole my place, he stole my mum's heart.
He stole my seat at Sunday’s breakfast…
You damned Sugar!
No, you're not gonna win,
Not gonna win,
not gonna win my Sugar
I can’t believe my Sugar
You're gonna win my Sugar
My mom loves only Sugar
My mum forgot me!
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Cat Lady
04:32
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I’m still single, 30 years old
I just heard there’s a new law
If there’s no one in your life
A pretty cat you’ll be assigned
Made my cat a facebook page
And its food took all my wage
Yes he sleeps into my bed
And I choose the couch instead
So I’m turning into a cat lady
The only child I’ll have: a cute cat baby!
These little babies of mine
I talk to them and they smile
Oh my God they are better than humans
Oh my God they are better than men!
When I come home from a date
With a guy that I can’t relate
All of these kitties around me
They seem to fully understand me!
So I’m turning into a cat lady
The only child I’ll have: a cute cat baby!
I’m feeding the cats
I’m walking the cats
I’m brushing the cats
I’m petting the cats
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3. |
I don't Wannabe With U
02:54
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If there’s a thing in my life that I learnt
It’s so damn easy to get burnt
You look so cool, so pretty and new
But I don’t wanna be with you
I don’t wanna be with you
I don’t wanna be with you
I don’t wanna be with you
‘Cause I don’t wanna be with you
Seems everyone just don’t understand
That I don’t wanna be with you
They didn’t live all the bad things I had
And I don’t wanna be with you
I don’t wanna be with you
I don’t wanna be with you
I don’t wanna be with you
‘Cause I don’t wanna be with you
I don’t wanna be with you,
No matter what you’re gonna do
I’d rather kiss a kangaroo
But I don’t wanna be with you
I don’t wanna be with you
I don’t wanna be with you
I don’t wanna be with you
‘Cause I don’t wanna be with you
I don’t wanna be with you
I don’t wanna be with you
I don’t wanna be with you
‘Cause I don’t wanna be wi
I don’t wanna be wi
I don’t wanna be with you
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4. |
Rock Against Us
04:13
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We tried, so hard
So long we played our cards
We played for you
And music gave us nothing
Now it’s time to realize
Now it’s time to be alive
Now it’s time to realize!
We tried so hard
We played em all
But Rock’s against us
With loud guitars
We broke it all
But Rock’s against us
Dear boys, young friends
I hope you understand
That rock ain’t real
a bubble made of tears
Now it’s time to realize
Now it’s time to be alive
Now it’s time to realize!
We tried so hard
We played em all
But Rock’s against us
With loud guitars
We broke it all
But Rock’s against us
We played it…We broke it…We failed it…
We played it…We broke it…We lost it…
We tried so hard
We played em all
But Rock’s against us
With loud guitars
We broke it all
But Rock’s against us
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Dancing With Miguel
03:27
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Hey what’s wrong, you lonely man?
Are you lost without me?
Here's my secret, don't forget
Move your feet and learn to dance!
I can't move it like Miguel
He's the smilin' master
He's the one who gets the girls
That latino bastard!
Let’s go dancin'
Dancin’ with Miguel
Make your way to
Be a better man...
All the girls are
Dancin’ with Miguel
There’s no way to
be a better man
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6. |
Greg Attonito
04:09
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I went to Switzerland
To see the Bouncing Souls
I went to Switzerland
I ate some chocholate
I went to Switzerland
I saw the mountains high
I've got my camera to take some pictures of
Greg Attonito...
I went to Switzerland
To see my favourite band
I went to Switzerland
I bought a real swiss watch
I went to Switzerland
To see the Bouncing Souls
I lost my camera with all the pictures of
Greg Attonito...
I went to Switzerland
to see my favorite band
I went to Switzerland
I hate swiss chocholate
I went to Switzerland
I lost my camera
With all the pictures of
Greg Attonito
Attonito, Attonito, Attonito, uo oh, uo oh...
Went back to Switzerland
At 6am in the morning
I found my camera
It was there, waiting for me...
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7. |
Jon Bon Jovi's Dentist
04:05
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A little child
Screaming out loud
I don’t wanna go to the dentist!
Now that I’m old
Part of the show
The secret is to have a good dentist!
Turn on TV
Look at those teeth
Making all girls so happy!
Jon, my old friend
Who is the man?
He made your smile fantastic!
I just want to meet,
I wanna meet Bon Jovi’s dentist
And my smile’ll be so authentic
And his work is so majestic!
I just want to meet,
I wanna meet Bon Jovi’s dentist
I’m in love with all his techniques
And his work is so majestic!
Now he’s so rich,
No he’s no cheap
His work is worth every penny!
He’s a rock star,
Incisor’s czar
With fans all over the planet!
I’m one of those
I wish I was close
I gotta become his patient!
Since I am broke
But I have hope
I’m ready to start crowdfunding
I just want to meet,
I wanna meet Bon Jovi’s dentist
And my smile’ll be so authentic
And his work is so majestic!
I just want to meet
I wanna meet Bon Jovi’s dentist
I’m in love with all his techniques
And his work is so majestic!
...
I just want to meet,
I wanna meet Bon Jovi’s dentist
And my smile’ll be so authentic
And his work is so majestic!
I just want to meet,
I wanna meet Bon Jovi’s dentist
I’m in love with all his techniques
And his work is so majestic!
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The more that time goes by
The more I realize
I am not a beauty in my country
And soon I realize
that I have won a prize
your dirty garbage can be her treasure
I’m saving every dime
O’ Leary must be proud
I’m trying to leave just every weekend
I am not afraid of flying
I am gonna land each time
In a new country where they’ll like me
Low cost fares, make me live,
Love to get and love to give
Low cost fares, make me live,
Love to get and love to give
I’ll take Ryanair, I’ll take Easyjet,
I’ll take anything that can get me there!
I’ll take Ryanair, I’ll take Easyjet,
I’ll take anything that can get me there!
Here we go,
lovin' at the time of, lovin' at the time of...
Here we go,
lovin' at the time of, lovin' at the time of low fares.
You can’t be wrong my friend
They’ll turn you into a man
Don’t be afraid, they will love you!
But please don’t you forget
a bit you gotta sweat
is not as easy as it looks then!
You gotta smile with pride
You gotta make it right
And don’t forget to buy her flowers
I’ve done it many years
And yes I cried some tears
I gotta tell you, now I'm happy
Low cost fares, make me live,
Love to get and love to give
Low cost fares, make me live,
Love to get and love to give
I’ll take Ryanair, I’ll take Easyjet,
I’ll take anything that can get me there!
I’ll take Ryanair, I’ll take Easyjet,
I’ll take anything that can get me there!
Here we go,
lovin' at the time of, lovin' at the time of...
Here we go,
lovin' at the time of, lovin' at the time of low fares.
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I’m an old man, and now it’s time
To share with you the meaning of life
Stop the future, forget the past
Catch the moment, make it last
Come sit closer, by the fire
You will learn, I am not a liar
I’ll tell something you don’t know
Take your notes and here we go!
Bacon grilling, feed those friends and
Just stop thinking, book those damned flights
Go as far as you can go,
and if you can’t just not sit home
Keep it in your mind,
you can make it on your own...
Naked swimming, Watch those plants grow
Just keep dreaming, live your life slow
Go as far as you can go,
and if you can’t just not sit home
Keep it in your mind,
you can make it on your own...
Just keep sailing, stop complaining
Pick those cherries, eat strawberries!
Just keep sailing, stop complaining
Pick those cherries, eat strawberries...
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10. |
Monumental Cemetery
03:47
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There’s no discussion that in the last century
I’m one of the brightest minds in the galaxy
And even thought I am not yet discovered
I’m sure one day I’ll be famous and treasured
So many people, so sad at my funeral
I changed their lives and so that is normal.
All of those kids are crying their hearts out
Their life was changed beyond any doubt.
When I die, I want to be
I want to be buried
When I die, I want to be
Buried in a monumental cemetery
And I’m so sure that the day that my bones
Have found their way under a big stone
Next to those people that made great my country,
They will be happy to see me turn dusty
Here comes the night, the sky won’t get brighter
And all those scientists, soldiers and writers
Will shake my ghost hand and smile me a greeting
From now and ever my name has a meaning!
When I die, I want to be
I want to be buried
When I die, I want to be
Buried in a monumental cemetery
I don’t want to be in a sad cemetery
I don’t want to be in a silent cemetery
I don’t want to be in a pet cemetery
Monumental cemetery here I come!
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He was 8 and realized
that he wanted to fly high
Didn’t know he could use drugs
so he aimed for the stars
To
The blue
The blue
He's going to the
Blue,
the blue,
the blue...
To
The blue
And blue
He really wanted
To
Go to
The blueeeeeee...
In the space, far from base, with our tapes
One day you’re gonna make it!
Years are gone and he’s about
to become a cosmonaut.
Tiring training, working hard
Now he's ready for the launch
To
The blue
The blue
He's going to the
Blue,
the blue,
the blue...
To
The blue
And blue
He really wanted
To
Go to
The blueeeeeee...
In the space, far from base, with our tapes
One day you’re gonna make it!
One bad day, something breaks, lost in space
He's gone, he's gone into the…
One bad day, something breaks, lost in space
He's gone, he's gone into the blue!
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12. |
We Got No Talent
06:09
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It’s summer, it’s hot
The phone is ringing and I pick the call
Hey guys, wanna try?
We’ve got a show that can take you sky high
No hesitation, we wanna do it
we start to dream about going on TV
It’s all fake and we already know it
But dreamers do what they go to do!
Don’t tell your friends and don’t talk to your mums
We drove 200 miles for the first part
A very long line, it’s kinda sunny
And there’s a lot of strange humanity
We wait and wait , for many hours
8 9 9 is the number they gave us
It’s just 5 minutes for this audition
We’re on a mission: win the competition!
…
Second part, we’re ready for the broadcast
We’re more funny than the weather broadcast
Now we’re gonna show we have some talent
Now you’re gonna see we’re full of talent!
We’re so cool! - You got no talent!
We can play! - You got no talent!
We will rock! - You got no talent!
Get the hell out! Got no talent!
We deluded got no talent
Yes, it’s true, we got no talent
And what are we gonna do now?
Should we quit our music career?
No, we won’t, we will not let you win this…
You never really listened a band like us
you don’t understand what real talent is
So what are you gonna do know?
Are you coming down your throne and listen some good stuff?
We deluded got no talent!
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Deluded By Lesbians Milan, Italy
Lara, Laura and Federica, a power trio, some ignorant rock, some fun tunes, some live energy and a lot of attitude!
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